Whatever You Want

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.

Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

you shut up

A quick response from a person being told to shut up.

POSEUR : "Yo yo yo yo you suck motherfucker!"
ME : "What?"
POSEUR : "Why do you wear army clothes anyway are you a faggot?"
ME : "Shut up!"
POSEUR : "You shut up!"

by Dave January 6, 2005

you gay brah?

1. When someone does something borderline homosexual to or around you, and you and/or one of your buddies decides to call them out on it. (Originated somewhere along the East coast.)

2. Commonly used comeback by douches on the East coast when insulted

1.

Campbell: "Dude does this shirt make me look chubby?"

Everett: "You gay brah?"

2.

Tourist: "God all these Jersey douchebags are starting to piss me off"

Guido from Jersey: "whoa, you gay brah?!"

by randlethemandle January 6, 2011

See you auntie

Much like "See you next tuesday", See you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out "C-U-N-T" without some incredibly unobservant people noticing.

Kid (to mom)- See you auntie
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.

by anonymous June 17, 2004

i got you

i feel you, i understand...

that's wack nigga, i got you.....

by jhene November 3, 2003

Fuck you Cupid

What you say when you fall in love with someone and they simply don't feel the same way
Honestly, really really sucks. Escpecially when they are the most amazing person ever.

Fuck you Cupid. You had to shoot me and not him. Oh, I love you Josh

by JukeboxFuckup August 2, 2010

I troll you

A parody of the Barney 'I love you' song.

~I troll you~
~You get trolled daily~
~Pissing people off as a trolling family~
~With a great big ban~
~And a flame from me to you~
~Won't you use the same proxy as I do~
~I troll you~
~You troll me~
~We are trolls like trolls should be~
~With a great big ban~
~And a flame from me to you~
~Won't you use the same proxy as I do~.....so you get banned in the cross firing too.

Forum user: Stop trolling!

Forum user#2: Don't feed the troll.

Troll: I troll you {Rest of the song is posted}

by Vertigo111 January 30, 2010