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living your best life

What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.
We got so wasted at the club last night. Dont tell me about living your best life.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 13, 2019
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when life gives you melons

You might have dyslexia.
When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia
by Kelseyxwebb October 20, 2020
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my 600 pound life culture

A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.
Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!

Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.

Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs
by BeatMeatRepeat May 8, 2023
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Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011
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When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D
Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?
by a random potato January 28, 2020
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Anyway, how is your sex life?

A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time
Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?
by frabrizio December 18, 2017
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get the fuck off my life.

or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.
E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.

E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ¬_¬ Gettofmylife.
by lol@aids December 11, 2006
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