Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where horny 14 year olds look at random words with weird meanings like Giorno Giovanna being a sex act..Literally phub but words and gifs.A disease.Literally its sole purpose is to give random people orgasms.

me:*goes on urban dictionary
urban dictionary:*first word is porn
me:*searches the word ''help''
urban dictionary:The act of screwing a girl to help her cope from being away from home
me:*searches the word ''cookie''
urban dictionary:a woman's pussy
me:*searches the word ''disease''
urban dictionary:A disease is you getting an orgasm at reading every one of our definitions
me:of course urban dictionary,might as well watch phub instead of reading these.
*no i dont watch phub

by 九条定文 August 3, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A site once used to search slang terms, now just a site people use to post their definitions of shovel penis.

Urban Dictionary is a sexual site...

by SkeletonGuy November 28, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that really talks about what the first part of “dictionary” sounds like

I swear to god I saw cat means a “blow job after procrastination” or “Billy lost his soul after searching up dictionary on Urban Dictionary”

by Cautious_Mud9 November 24, 2021

urban dictionary

A dictionary that allows the most stupid of definitions to be put on it

What useless definition is that. Ooh that's an urban dictionary

by Benny M-Thonp August 21, 2020

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.

Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Urban Dictionary

worst website ever

Thomas: hey i found this website called urban dictionary
Me: its s***

by Likolojgrdxjurs October 3, 2020

Urban dictionary neophyte

An urban dictionary neophyte is Someone who has written a definition within the last 5 years. reminds millennials that the younger generation is the manifestation of Idiocracy. I’m just sincerely disappointed in the typos and overly self serious definitions that people give. Back in my day urban dictionary was spot on. But I guess that’s why they call it urban. It’s representative of the Times.

The urban dictionary neophyte tried but failed.

by We’re all saying the same thin October 2, 2022