Anti Simpn't 

The king of all simps in the world

Daryll Darmawan is an Anti Simpn't

Anti Simpn't by Keqing March 7, 2021

ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan 

The act of of a Girl named Ashleigh with brown hair and green eyes, sometimes blue, who hates A guy named Ethan. Ethan probably had blonde hair and it’s curly. brown eyes and a large love for ashleigh. but for some reason Ashleigh does not like him at all. she despises him very much

Friend 1: i don’t like you

Friend 2: Ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan either

ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan by EthanLovesAshleighBigMuch March 28, 2021

Aint sh*t 

Finally understanding how someone effected you negatively and you understand your worth

Im not gonna key your car ill call your f**ing mom. Fellas Aint sh*t

Aint sh*t by CardIboard July 11, 2021

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water by QuacksO November 22, 2021

Brother hurt and can’t practice

Your gonna be good bro! Don’t be sad. You’ll be out there kicking butt in no time.

My brother hurt and can’t practice

Brother hurt and can’t practice by Uollllll December 9, 2021

The bats aren’t on the edge of their cave

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat”

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.

The bats aren’t on the edge of their cave by puffpufflp December 14, 2021

Audrey-Rose T

A two faced bitch that makes you feel worthless all the time

“I’m best friends with Audrey-Rose T”
“No your not”

Audrey-Rose T by anonymous January 15, 2022