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john status

The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position
Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
by mcjenks May 8, 2014
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WHAT THE JOHN?!

Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!

Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!
by nao and gis June 7, 2022
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John Tate

A fictional character from the planet Krombie used to insult a real-life enemy. John Tate is the the namesake of the most horrendous insult of all time; John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce.
Owen: "Hey Tom, there's Kelly."
Tom: "John Tate."
Josh: "Tate Burger with Cheese."
Owen: "John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce."
Me: "Haha!"
by Me And I December 14, 2008
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John

Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.
When you see john

Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john!

John Smith! It's YOU!!!
by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019
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Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared
I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away
by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024
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John Remil Sencio

Most handsome person in Davao City. It was proved and signed by the Mayor of Davao City
John Remil Sencio is handsome
by TakiKira November 18, 2022
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John

The total dumb ass that eats your bagel
Richard: What the frickle frackal why are you eating my bagel?!
John: YEET
by John_will_eat_your_bagel May 17, 2020
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