Tall John 

Believed to be more of a werewolf than man, impossible to kill because due to it's lack of liver and gag reflex. Is capable of getting more ass than a toilet seat.

There was a Tall John at my party, it drank all the Nikolai straight and proceeded to kidnap all the women.

Tall John by TJW!!!! August 18, 2008

A John Mount 

The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.

Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.

A John Mount by smashndash69 October 12, 2012

Papa John Schnigger

THE founder of Papa John's world-famous pizza franchise.

Papa John Schnigger got in trouble for saying the "N-word" so we had to boycott using his products.

Papa John Schnigger by M3NTaL33 July 14, 2018

Pulling a John 

When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse

“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”

“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”

Pulling a John by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017

ellis jae john 

A lovely boy ,who is always there for his girlfriend who is athletic

Omg I love ellis Jae John

ellis jae john by Ellis Jae John November 7, 2020

St. John Bosco Highschool

A sports focused school that only cares about sports. Mostly the football team.

Blake: "St. John Bosco Highschool number one county in the nation"

St. John Bosco Highschool by Mr. Masciel October 24, 2018

Dry John 

A joke that has no flavour at all,
An extremely lame joke.

John: "Knock Knock"
Nick: "Who's There?"
John: "You"
Nick: "You Who?"
John: "Hahahahah"
Nick: "Dry John"

Dry John by Perspex Avenger January 19, 2009