batterytard 

somebody who leaves their phone to charge but doesnt check that its charging before walking awau

Lisa: Omg my phone didn’t charge last night!
Mike: Haha you’re such a batterytard

batterytard by appauls November 12, 2022

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

I have a better question: WHY is gamora? 

A Marvel® Caracter

Marvel® Caracter 1: Where is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 2: Who is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 3: I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

I have a better question: WHY is gamora? by God gave His only son for us! November 10, 2019

Hot Buttered Elves 

An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.

Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!

Hot Buttered Elves by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006

kim seokjin deserves better

only facts

"stop sleeping on hyung line! kim seokjin deserves better!"

kim seokjin deserves better by Yeontaestan March 10, 2018

iron butterfly 

Going down on a girl while giving her manual G spot stimulation.

While going down on her, I slipped in a finger. She started moaning and twitching. When you feel the contractions, her hips arch, and the moaning stops, your doing the iron butterfly correctly.

iron butterfly by Eddy October 5, 2006

Bitter baby daddy 

You left him and he still can accept you don't want him. He will not do anything for that child because you don't want him. If you called him for some dick he gone come running. Ask him for something for his child you not gone hear back

My bitter baby daddy I will not give him this goods

Bitter baby daddy by Plain.janelala June 20, 2017