Cum man

The type of dude who shoves a gram of diphenhydramine up his ass and injects himself with scopolamine to get a blowjob from a shadow person.

Yung $teve: i heard joe rogan is a total cum man.
Bro hogan: nawwwwwww.

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye October 4, 2020

Crazy Man

A person that posts the word slut on urbandictionary about their "friend"

***** is a crazy man.!!!

by Habibalu December 2, 2003

A Wealthy Man

A Massive Pedophile.

A Wealthy Man: Someone who would likely choose their occupation as a school teacher, or a principal. They often like to hire children to "Calculate their finances"

by The-Mountain December 5, 2012

Man Shape

When you are drunk and you really can't see anymore. You know the guy in front of you is a man but he only appears to be a shape without a face.

Did you see what the guy looked like who I was making out with last night? I can't remember but I know he was a man shape.

by BeachTiffany June 28, 2012

man rock

(n).. An emotionally dead and/or incredibly boring person.

Did you see the new kid at class today? He was a TOTAL man rock!

by MCT777 March 3, 2011

Jordan Man

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.

Hey fuck yeah I am Jordan Man, eat my shit

by Mr.Bojangles. August 3, 2011

man-sass

a descriptive term used to identify when a male talks back, issues an impertinent or disrespectful statement, or a particularly sassy reply to another person, usually a female

Wife: "Honey, I think it's time to go."
Husband: "Why don't you make me?"
Wife: "Did you just man-sass me?"

by shedoestherobot June 19, 2011