Net God 

The net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. People feed the net god by throwing various items as "sacrifices" and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. The location of the net god is found in Worthington, Ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.

Net God: "I must be fed!"
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."

Net God by The High Priest August 6, 2011

Vape god

Someone who skips math class to vape

That guy is a complete vape god

Vape god by Memesarelit July 18, 2018

On god

On god is something that getto white girls or just getto girls in general will say. It seems like saying "I swear to god" or "For real"

Jasmin: She fucking does that one more time. Imma beat her ass. On god.

On god by iluvcarrots333 October 25, 2019

BBC god 

Above the capacity of a normal BBC presenter ;)

Oh my god, that BBC god is HUUUUUGE

BBC god by Callumadams December 13, 2021

shot from god 

When a woman is down on her knees (as if she's praying;) then the man above her shoots his load on her face.

While the woman was on her knees praying she received a shot from God...

shot from god by BigC1992 January 2, 2018

good morning god bless 

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe

Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless

good morning god bless by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick by BATMN every day December 14, 2018