Shooting Birds

For a man to ejaculate. More often than not prematurely.

Yo, dude I was with Karen last night and I shot birds all over her chest.

Sick, bro! I hooked up with Maria and I spent the entire night shooting birds on her belly and her little nippies.

by analnugget October 13, 2019

Mama-birding

The act of displacing cum from the shlong and forcefully inserting it back into the ween by way of large mouth funnel.

Damn yo that load was so fat I might just have to mama-bird that bitch. I just lost so much energy mama-birding.

by LubedUpLarry_xxx March 20, 2022

pull birds

To check out the ladies.

Oi! Let's go pull some birds!

by MoonKnight January 23, 2003

Three Little Birds

The actual lyrics to three little birds, often sung when drunk at parties

Three little birds sitting in a tree-ee-ee, and they go tweet tweet tweet

Three little birds sitting on a branch, one fell off, and one sh*t his pants

by VladVash October 13, 2009

For the birds

A phrase used for anything whether it be food or drinks that is for everyone one to pick at.

Mike: Hey Larry who's chips are these?

Larry: it's for the birds man

Mike: oh sweet thanks .

by Evander Holyfield missing ear July 20, 2017

Birding-it

To 'Bird-it' means to Act like a twat and flirt.

Having 10m wide sideburns and kicking a girl in the leg then saying "errrrrrrr plz dont hurt me" would be flirting a bit.

by Renton October 24, 2003

Momma Birding

When a girl is sucking your cock and throws up but ignores the puke and keeps sucking.

My Girlfriend had Taco bell yesterday and she got sick so she might be "Momma birding" me tonight.

by Nkings February 3, 2018