by masterfu December 13, 2007
Get the avgn rip off mug.The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.
Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009
Get the Snap off a Deuce mug.by Bogdano September 18, 2007
Get the take a load off mug.When you want something obscenely/aggravatingly large to fuck off because of its annoying existence or presence.
person 1 : "can you get the salt please"
person 2 : "no Johns big fuck off ego is in the way"
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person 1 : "Why isn't the traffic moving"
person 2 : "Because that big fuck off truck crashed in the middle of the road"
person 2 : "no Johns big fuck off ego is in the way"
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person 1 : "Why isn't the traffic moving"
person 2 : "Because that big fuck off truck crashed in the middle of the road"
by jamzyyyy January 15, 2019
Get the big fuck off mug.What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.
The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.
The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.
by aceboy27 April 22, 2011
Get the Crack me off mug.To refrain from saying, doing, suggesting, thinking of doing, or acting as if at some some point in time you would do, something retarded or just plain illogical.
by nickbaney August 5, 2010
Get the Get Off The Gas mug.a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.
We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.
by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009
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