squash monkey

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.

Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out

by james2187 June 2, 2014

the monkey is on the plate

A code word that lets your friends know that their drugs have been delivered.

The monkey is on the plate, Bob. Over and out!

by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

slimy monkey

When a guy cums on a girls face, and slaps her with a banana while she still has at least one finger in his ass.

"Bro I took Kate home last night and still had my banana from lunch on the counter! You know I had to give her a Slimy Monkey, she's still washing her hair!"

by VicJizzBert. October 22, 2013

monkey justice

to train a monkey to shoot to kill,and protect your person,and property.

the security warning sign in my yard readsmonkey justice.

by Nogunsnofrowns November 1, 2013

monkey duster

The act of tickling the clitoral area with the brissels of a facial moustache

The amputee had no arms so he used the monkey duster to pleasure her lady parts

by Ck2015 September 17, 2015

Profile Monkey

A person who manages the facebook profile of a famous person. They post comments on the celebrity's behalf, and will sometimes speak as if they are the celebrity themselves.

"Omg! Justin Bieber said on facebook that he wants to give a shout out to me omgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!"

"No, that's his profile monkey who said that. Justin doesn't give a fuck about you"

by crudmonkey November 7, 2016

Monkey Fish

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.

Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016