Dick Tip

A person that pretends he has authority as a means to compensate for sub-par ability and knowledge. Just below Assclown in the social hierarchy.

He walked in like he owned the place and started ordering people around. What a dick tip.

by ironmike2008 October 16, 2008

dick bomb

the act of drawing a round fat penis on people's belongings

Hsit dude he drew a dick bomb on my binder

by Hooty McBoobidy May 13, 2005

coke dick

losing circulation in your penis, causing it to shrival or become small, also not allowing an erection to fully occur due to lack of blood.

I snorted so much coke that I had coke-dick.

by stephan December 4, 2004

dick dumb

female version of "pussy whipped"

Damn, Melissa Nurse he got you dick dumb, you really have to leave now.

by BoxOhell December 1, 2009

Dick-slinger

a member of the male species that has sex alot.

That guy John banged four girls last week,he's a real hum dinger sex fiend dick -slinger

by john jones May 23, 2004

wiggle dick

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010

Tuna Dick

The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.

Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"

by joshuaknowsbest March 7, 2011