sirius black

The most overrated character in the Harry Potter series. He died in book five, and is never coming back. This fact has even been confirmed by author, J.K. Rowling. Despite this, geeky girls who spend their time reading and writing fan fiction instead of going outside and having a real life continue to believe that he is alive. Get over it, you losers, he's gone.

Sirius Black is Harry Potter's (now deceased) godfather in the fictional series of books.

by John Blanchard August 4, 2005

black lagoon

(verb) 1. To take/abduct a hot chick/fine looking female to your house/sex cave.

(verb) 2. To destroy something with pride.

(1.) Brad: Hey Nick! I totally black lagooned Julie last night!
Nick: Whoaa I'm jealous.

(2.) Roland: If this fly doesn't get off me, I'm going black lagoon him!

by DZLMaster3 September 6, 2009

Black Supremacy

A mental disorder that tends to affect white people. Often results in the belief that the small amount of (Largely condemmned) black supremacists in the world are just as dangerous as the large amount of white supremacists, who are often praised and assisted by systematic bias

Billy: WE STAND AGAINST BLACK SUPREMACY!

Anna: Most people already do.

Billy: Gitcha half breed as outta here ya mutt!

Anna: Jesus fucking christ

by SmeeveJeeve January 8, 2022

black gothic

Does not exist.

Automatically does not meet the criteria for being a goth, as goths have had no real problems. Gothics must be rich and white. And have no friends outside their group. Goth basics.

A:I think I saw a black gothic the other day.
B:No, you didn't.
A:Oh, okay.

by jazzymac December 9, 2008

black pride

dark chocolate

Black pride is better for you than white love...especially for your heart.

by Carlthegiraffe February 1, 2010

Black Stasis

Black Stasis is when an African American individual has gone beyond their limits through training/anger/exceeding awesomeness/being rich. An individual undergoing Black Stasis yields a 60X increase in power with each level, there being 5 levels. Ose is the first to reach all 5. Anyone with enough power can undergo Black Stasis with sufficient emotional need (usually the pain of being called white or being roasted in general).

Call me white one more time and I'll Black Stasis and drop you fools

by Machomaney October 31, 2017

Black resume

Evidence that one is not racist. The quality and presence of a black resume ( having relations with or to a black person). For instance if you have a black friend that is a lame black resume. But if your step daddy is black. And you grew up on ham hocks and black eyed peas, your half sister is black, you have a decent black resume.

If someone says you’re a racist. You can reply… “impossible, my dads black, I have a black resume.”

by dumpling765 July 2, 2022