1 definition by DZLMaster3

(verb) 1. To take/abduct a hot chick/fine looking female to your house/sex cave.

(verb) 2. To destroy something with pride.
(1.) Brad: Hey Nick! I totally black lagooned Julie last night!
Nick: Whoaa I'm jealous.

(2.) Roland: If this fly doesn't get off me, I'm going black lagoon him!
by DZLMaster3 September 6, 2009
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