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Definitions by SmeeveJeeve

Self Defense 

When a white person attacks you unprovoked
"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"
Self Defense by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025
White Supremacy in a clown suit

Overwhelmingly benifits white jews while black, brown jews, and the descendants of the actual jews get the brunt of it unless they participate in their oen genocide

There's a reason why the white ones are called Ashkenazi
I love Zionism! The land of Israel belongs to the WHITE MAN- oopsie, I meant "Ashkenazi jews"
Zionism by SmeeveJeeve May 6, 2024

Nick Sandmann 

The act of getting completely humiliated and decked in numerous "Defamation" court cases because you couldn't stand the fact that native americans have a different opinion than your "Superior" white ass
Lil Betty tried to tell on her brother for liking Star Trek more than Star Wars, but their mom gave her the Nick Sandmann
Nick Sandmann by SmeeveJeeve April 23, 2023

intactivist 

A person who claims to care about male infants' right to their bodily autonomy (Keeping their foreskin) but spends more time bullying and harrasing men who were circumcised as infants than pushing against institutions that circumcise infant boys.

Mainly right wing, and ironically, right wing policies are the reason why America circumcises most of its youth.
Alex: I'm an intactivist. I hate circumcision because it's something we force in infant boys

Jordan: Me too. I was circumcised the moment I was born and I never got to-

Alex: Ewww wtf you beta male ass soy boy, kill yourself.

Tyrone: Chill dude, I chose to get circumcised as an adult because that's what I wanted for my body-

Alex: I am surrounded by betas! Holy shit what has the world come to!
intactivist by SmeeveJeeve June 5, 2022
The act of beating someone down so hard with your bare hands that their unconcious body/corpse resembles a burrito
Jordan: Ayo sista, where Amanda at?

Tyrone: She dead. 2 pack

Alex: She got 2 packed?
2 Pack by SmeeveJeeve February 11, 2022

Daryl Brooks 

A less than steller driver. Ususally crazy. Often confused with a black supremacist
Samuel: My man pulled a daryl brooks last night

Betty: What the fuck? He’s a BLM Terrorist! Why do you love to make jokes about white genocide?

Dan: What fuckin "White genocide"? Darrell Brooks is just a crazy person, period.
Daryl Brooks by SmeeveJeeve January 25, 2022

Black Supremacy 

A mental disorder that tends to affect white people. Often results in the belief that the small amount of (Largely condemmned) black supremacists in the world are just as dangerous as the large amount of white supremacists, who are often praised and assisted by systematic bias
Billy: WE STAND AGAINST BLACK SUPREMACY!

Anna: Most people already do.

Billy: Gitcha half breed as outta here ya mutt!

Anna: Jesus fucking christ
Black Supremacy by SmeeveJeeve January 8, 2022