sirius black

The most overrated character in the Harry Potter series. He died in book five, and is never coming back. This fact has even been confirmed by author, J.K. Rowling. Despite this, geeky girls who spend their time reading and writing fan fiction instead of going outside and having a real life continue to believe that he is alive. Get over it, you losers, he's gone.

Sirius Black is Harry Potter's (now deceased) godfather in the fictional series of books.

by John Blanchard August 4, 2005

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black lagoon

(verb) 1. To take/abduct a hot chick/fine looking female to your house/sex cave.

(verb) 2. To destroy something with pride.

(1.) Brad: Hey Nick! I totally black lagooned Julie last night!
Nick: Whoaa I'm jealous.

(2.) Roland: If this fly doesn't get off me, I'm going black lagoon him!

by DZLMaster3 September 6, 2009

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Black Supremacy

A mental disorder that tends to affect white people. Often results in the belief that the small amount of (Largely condemmned) black supremacists in the world are just as dangerous as the large amount of white supremacists, who are often praised and assisted by systematic bias

Billy: WE STAND AGAINST BLACK SUPREMACY!

Anna: Most people already do.

Billy: Gitcha half breed as outta here ya mutt!

Anna: Jesus fucking christ

by SmeeveJeeve January 8, 2022

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black gothic

Does not exist.

Automatically does not meet the criteria for being a goth, as goths have had no real problems. Gothics must be rich and white. And have no friends outside their group. Goth basics.

A:I think I saw a black gothic the other day.
B:No, you didn't.
A:Oh, okay.

by jazzymac December 9, 2008

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