The taipan 

The "Taipan" is another term for Sarso's penis. Although this fierce creature may not be as long and fat as others like "The Cobra", this still moderate sized creature packs a punch like no other. The Taipan is equipped with large venom reservoirs which deliver a far more lethal dose in much larger quantities than others. Being the most venomous and dangerous of them all, once you unleash the Taipan all bets are off.

Unlike other snakes which will lure their mate by a display of physical proweress, The Taipan has an allure like no other. Keeping all physical aspects of its deadly weapon hidden until the last moment when it strikes.

Girl: "Wow, you're cock is huge!, It's no Cobra Though"

Guy: "Cobra's are all show no go"

2 hours later

Girl: "Wow your cock felt Amazing, does it have a name?"

Guy: "The Taipan"

Girl: "I heard of that once, apparantley the sex is so good that you die right afte.......

The taipan by Yosarso September 24, 2014

The Thanksgiving Slasher 

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

The Thanksgiving Slasher by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

the terrordactyl 

Is a act you perform while giving doggie.. grab your bed sheets in you're hands and flap them about like a terrordactyl trying to fly away

my girl got soo pissed when i started doing the terrordactyl

the terrordactyl by BLnZe May 26, 2016

The two week rule 

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.

I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings

The two week rule by anonymousjack July 4, 2016

The tah 

A slang abreviation for the state of Utah.

Livin it up in the tah hiking like mad.

The tah by Zyel.dde July 25, 2016

The "They're Straight" Dilemma 

When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them

Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma

The "They're Straight" Dilemma by Miner_man August 31, 2016

The Ten Dollar Haircut Place 

A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:

To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.

Me: I have a question.
Friend: What?!!
Me: Where's the ten dollar haircut place?

The Ten Dollar Haircut Place by $10 January 17, 2017