Definitions by Miner_man

tews

That Episode was Shit

When you are watching a TV show and a particular episode turns out to be terrible.

Steve: How did you find that episode?
Garry: tews
Steve: ikr

tews by Miner_man August 31, 2016

Hillarhea

1. When a joke is so hilarious you cant help laugh, but it gives you diarrhea.

Or
2. When a joke is so bad, you cant help laughing, but you shit yourself.

God Damn it Steve! You gave me Hillarhea!

Hillarhea by Miner_man August 31, 2016

The "They're Gay" Dilemma

When a Straight Human is attracted to a gay human of the opposite gender.

Brad: I like her but she's gay
Kevin: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Gay" Dilemma

The "They're Gay" Dilemma by Miner_man August 31, 2016

The "They're Straight" Dilemma 

When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them

Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma

The "They're Straight" Dilemma by Miner_man August 31, 2016