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Jello Shits

The result of eating too much jello in a short period of time.
"I went to a party last night and ate so much jello that I have the jello shits."
by abushby October 9, 2013
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yard shitting

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.
Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!
by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016
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Shit Pimp

Some one who is such a fuckin idiot that he is decribed as some one who pimps out shity ass holes.
James: O god my step brother bought a hat that makes him look like a 60's wise guy. He also asked out my sister (his step sister) 2 twice in a week.

Joey:What a shit pimp.
by Grage Troder July 1, 2010
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Shit Chuck

to put something somewhere haphazardly without any care
A - Where should I put this?

B - Eh, just shit chuck it anywhere.
by Martinez74 November 1, 2022
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Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. From that one prick who always scabs the last chips without asking, to Dazza from up the road who comes around uninvited and gets piss drunk on all your beer every friday arvo before passing out in the middle of your front yard, all the way down to the two fuckwads who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else; they're all shit cunts.
Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: What a pair of shit cunts
by NuggBorger June 17, 2018
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angel shit

The white styrofoam "peanuts" or "macaroni" that are packed around fragile objects during shipping. Invariably winds up all over the place and must be picked up weightless bit by weightless bit. From the color, shape and gossamer weight, a material that might be shit by angels.
Hey, Billy-Bob, get those worthless assholes on the loading dock to clean up all this angel shit before it buries the whole fucking shipping department.
by Winston Smith March 19, 2005
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Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.
Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.
by Frick March 20, 2005
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