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The Turtleneck 

An awkward seated dance in which the neck is moved in a snake like motion while the head is rocked back and forth.
1) Dude, have you ever tried the Turtleneck while high? It's amazing.
2) That guy over there must not know how to dance, all hes doing is Turtlenecking.

the twins are hanging 

You say this expression when your balls, otherwise known as "the twins" are hanging down low.
it so hot today. "the twins are hanging" now.
the twins are hanging by Salayh September 2, 2010

The Tablecloth 

Ordering enough drinks at last call to cover your entire table.
When they said last call at 1:45, the Horny Fredos ordered their patented "The Tablecloth" round and the waitress was in shock but she obliged and the party went to another level.
The Tablecloth by jsgbeast3 September 28, 2010

The Thriller Standard 

Where fans, various music review sources and others use the Thriller Album to compare it to all other Michael Jackson's musical works and CD/album releases.

A review system of using the musical compositions on the original Thriller album released on November 30, 1982 to judge how great MJ's other works should be, knowing that other works will never live up to what that album was able to do musically, lyrically and for the music industry as a whole.
MJ's latest CD release is a hodge podge of garbage his producers need to get back to The Thriller Standard.

The Thriller Standard is the only standard for me.

The Bad Album only sold 30 million copies worldwide, MJ was off his game he can't touch the Thriller Standard.

the trunk of your car 

The place where you keep things that you sell on the street.
Are you selling those tee-shirts out of the trunk of your car?
the trunk of your car by ma231 January 17, 2011

The Tevi 

Quite possibly the most ideal way to obtain the lovely buzz that one needs to go out on the town. The Tevi is one of the classiest ways to consume the hard alcohol of your choice and should be considered in all situations that warrant its immensity.

**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.

1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male enasuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.
Last night i really didn't want to drink but then she offered me "The Tevi" and it was unforgettable.
The Tevi by Tommy rigoberto November 23, 2011