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wack-job 

A really bad blow-job.
I got my girlfriend to go down on me, but I think she didn't know what she was doing because she gave me a wack-job!
wack-job by mandythewombat April 26, 2015
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Storm Job 

used in place of the term, "rimming".
because some people believe Geo Storms to be gay, so they associate this word in place of a rim job.

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man...there are some freaky women out there, this one girl was into lickin ass. Rimjobs are gross.
person B: dont call them rimjobs, call them stormjobs, because they're gay.
Storm Job by El Negro September 11, 2004

Spanner job 

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
Spanner job by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

plop job 

To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.
Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!
plop job by Marcus F. February 8, 2007

border job 

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.
"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"
border job by twizm12 January 16, 2008
A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.
"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."

"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."

"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
Toon Job by Hal Emmerich August 19, 2008