Unicorn

A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.

If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.

by mandythewombat September 06, 2015

wack-job

A really bad blow-job.

I got my girlfriend to go down on me, but I think she didn't know what she was doing because she gave me a wack-job!

by mandythewombat April 27, 2015

scottish rage

A type of anger that is firey, explosive, and full of yelling, typically found in Scots.

I wouldn't piss her off if I were you. She's got some Scottish rage!

by mandythewombat November 13, 2015

Gib-Slap

To slap someone on the back of the head like Gibbs from NCIS.

She Gib-slapped her husband for being stupid.

by mandythewombat February 03, 2015