manslaughter dick

Put a hit of lsd on the end of a condom just before insertion.

I asked her if I could fuck her brains out using the manslaughter dick

by ron smith August 28, 2005

jib dick

when your penis becomes impotent temporarily. usually from use of amphetamines.

"u smoke any more of that bitch and ur gonna get some wicked jib dick"

by johnnyk April 27, 2005

dick tats

Breasts with very long nipples.

"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

dick fluffer

the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.

"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"

by Ethan Schiller December 25, 2007

Dick Cheney

To shoot a team mate in the face with a shotgun while playing a FPS

Wolf: Ill Dick Cheney your ass
Shell Cracker: lol you better not

by Gen-Wolf April 29, 2008

Flappy Dick

When you play flappy bird, but instead of using your finger to press it, you use your dick.

I got a high score of 3 while doing a flappy dick.

by Breadstickdick April 3, 2015

Dick beers

When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.

Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.

by Gravy balls February 23, 2018