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Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.
by Sexydimma March 18, 2022
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woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke
by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020
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Woke Knight

A person (usually a white woman) that takes offense on behalf of another group and stands up for them, even though the group involved never asked to be defended or were offended in any way.
Person 1: And here is a picture of me in a Kimono when I went to a wedding in Japan.
Person 2: That is incredibly offensive that you did that. Do you know what cultural appropriation is? You cannot wear the clothing of other cultures.
Person 1: I was actually given this and asked to wear it by my friend. Everyone there was really happy to see me wearing it and I was given a lot of compliments. Emily, you are not Japanese, and haven't even been to Japan, who are you to say that I cant wear this when over a hundred Japanese people expressed joy in me taking part in their culture? What are you, some sort of woke knight?
by Lacsev February 22, 2023
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woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how certain things need to change "for the better" and that all other points of views/beliefs are hate speech. Only their opinions are considered right and true.
Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!
by Curve Baller March 19, 2023
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Woke Remorse

When a non BIPOC person who claims to be “woke” gets called out on their unconscious privilege

and begs for forgiveness to absolve their guilt.
Her fake ass apology reeked of woke remorse, I felt like the pope the way she was begging for forgiveness, girl bye.
by Ain’t Playin’ August 24, 2022
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Anti-Woke

A conservative snowflake that lives in fear of facts, history, books and drag queens.
The anti-woke governor of Florida is leading a crusade to protect the children of florida from learning about slavery and black history.
by prfsrX March 2, 2023
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Stay woke

Phrase used to make sure people around you are aware of reality like the fact that the moon landing was faked or the fact the 9/11 was a government conspiracy or the fact the communists still run around the U.S.
Woke person: Are you a communist?
Unwoke person: What?
Woke person: That sounds like something a communist would say. stay woke.
by Stay woke fam June 8, 2017
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