The Whale

When a person is submerged in water and they slightly emerge their anus out of the water and lets loose a high velocity fart spraying water and/or fecal matter resembling a Whale surfacing for air.

Position 31 in the "fartmasutra" is called "The whale".

by Fartmasutra May 3, 2019

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whalebass

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.

"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"

by King VX August 27, 2006

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whale surfing

Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.

Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006

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whales tail

The top portion of a thong that sticks out over the back of the pants when a female bends over.

"Maria's drunk ass fell on the floor clearly displaying her whales tail."

by l3lizz4rd July 13, 2005

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whale oil beef hooked

If said really fast, sounds like a swearing irishman.

Person 1: Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.
Person 2: Whale oil beef hooked.

by kangaroos, mate June 22, 2008

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The Hartford Whalers was the best thing that has ever happened to Conneticut. They werent that good, and usually missed the playoffs barely each year, but who gives a shit. Now theres only WNBA in CT, and it blows. IF the Whalers were still in Hartford then Conneticut, would not only have a professional team, but a world championship, as the Carolina Hurricanes, won the Stanley Cup, in 2006 and made it to the finals in 2002. The Hartford Whalers was something special to Conneticut, and now theres nothing. So you shouldve listened to The Zambonis and supported your team. If you dont miss the whalers you dont have a heart. And too all those hicks in Carolina, they arent true fans, also you dont deserve a championship. Weve went through decades of pain and never got a cup. So this championship (2006) isn't yours. Its for us True Whaler fans, yeah this ones ours.

damnit i miss the brass bonzana (Hartford Whalers theme song)

by I'll tell you when your older, September 24, 2006

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