fart weasel 

An animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.

Me: petting dog
TYE (Dog) rolls over for chest scratch
Me: Sniff - GAG
Me: TYE you nasty Fart Weasel

fart weasel by jscarsc November 29, 2016

Sea Weasel

The proper name of any otter. They are the weasels of the sea.

Look at that sea weasel swimming around.

Sea Weasel by Incoporal March 5, 2018

pocket weasel 

a general insult, used in place of bitch, whore, bastard, etc. when in the prescence of small children or squares

-that pocket weasel stole my boyfriend!!

-stop being a pocket weasel and get your hands out of my pants
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pocket weasel by pocketweasels4eva December 19, 2005

skip weasel 

big girls who send naked pictures.

Hey look at that big skip weasel!

skip weasel by g's of oc. August 18, 2010

screeching weasel 

awesome pop punk band. Barely pop though.
Mostly known because of all the bands that sprung from this band itself. Famous for Ben Weasel's attitude to people on stage.
Has been around for about 15 years, broken up now but still has enough albums to fulfil anybody.

Screeching Weasel started around the big hype of punk rock.

screeching weasel by screechingqueer June 30, 2005

throat weasel 

Term used to describe the act of fellating a large, semi-erect penis. Can refer to either the penis itself, or the act of inserting the penis a significant distance into the recipient's mouth/throat. See also "deep throat", "tonsil tickler".

Mandingo's 14-incher gave Bobbi the sort of throat weasel she wouldn't forget in a hurry.

throat weasel by Schmerz' July 8, 2003

Fuck Weasel 

a shade of fushia ... usually very bright but not neon or hot pink.

What color is your prom dress?
Fuck Weasel of course! :D
What color is that?
A bright pink.

Fuck Weasel by erin81698 July 13, 2011