your shit's weak 

What you say to someone when you aren't impressed by their performance. From the movie 'Grandma's Boy'. Mainly used with video games.

You can't even get passed level six? Your shit's weak!

your shit's weak by RUF/NEK ABC2 July 29, 2006

i'm weak at that 

A phrase used to express how weak you are at something without actually laughing.

Person 1: Bro, mans Josh got burned by a treesh.
Person 2: Deadass B?
Person 1: Deadass bro.
Person 2: Wow, I'm weak at that.

i'm weak at that by Beezxs September 23, 2018

Sex Weak 

The feeling of literally not being able to function because you are so weak from sex. You spend the next 4hrs being pathetic and partially retarded

"Hey Olive do you want to see a movie?"

"I can't! I'm so sex weak I can barely move!"

Sex Weak by Tintwistle Tim December 23, 2013

piss weak 

When some one or some thing is said to be extremely soft or weak.

1.
Kurt: "is Jay coming to Tamworth ?"
Mini: "naa he's piss weak"

2.

Kurt: "that bloke over there wants to fight me"
Jay: "dont worry about it he couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag, he's piss weak"

piss weak by Dbridge January 23, 2008

team hella weak 

used in reference to identify a conglomerate of people who are extremely wack for an assortment of reasons. rankings can be assigned to each person to categorize the level of wackness they possess.

R: Damn, I heard homie told this girl he liked her on myspace
J: The fuck? That's some different shit
R: Yeah, that nigga is the captain of team hella weak

team hella weak by Joree August 7, 2007

Dude, weak 

what you say when you are super pissed or let down or someone says something super dumb and pointless

"Dude, i just got a new car"
"What kind"
"A zitmobile, or PIMPmobile as i call it."
"Dude, weak"

Dude, weak by eltaccoburito May 20, 2008

shit's weak 

How to described something that is more lame than lame can describe.

Aw, man, you slept with that ugly bitch? Shit's weak.

shit's weak by Mack 10 December 26, 2006