noun. one who is limited to only two sexual positions, lacking creativity and flexibility. Usually, this is an ironic state of being, where one might be well equipped in beauty and brawn but unable to perform outside of usual surroundings, keeping to secure practices such as the missionary position.
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Get the twompas mug.The twoplex is a pro-wrassling move, in which the aggressor grabs two opponents simultaneously at the waist from behind and executes an otherwise orthodox german suplex. Not to be confused with the double suplex.
This move requires opportunistic timing and explosive power. The twoplex is best used on an embracing couple.
This move requires opportunistic timing and explosive power. The twoplex is best used on an embracing couple.
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