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Twilight Masturbation

When a girl or woman proceedes to masturbate and sexualally reach an all time high (moan), due to the appearance and/or voice of Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.
When I was in the movie for New Moon, all I heard was Twilight Masturbation.
by Ûñkñøwîñg December 7, 2009
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Tiberian Twilight

The fan-made name for the third installment in the Command & Conquer series of games which will never see the light of day.
I find it unfair that Tiberian Twilight will never be a reality. Thanks a lot, EA Games!!
by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005
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Twilight

That movie Twilight is gay lets not go watch it. lets go fishing!!!
by RamenRanger January 2, 2009
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Twilight

TwiFan: OMFG! Edward is miiiiineeeee! I LOVE TWILIGHT!!
Me: *punch*
by Cara♥ January 5, 2009
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Twilight Hangover

1.Similar to an actual hangover, a Twilight hangover is the feeling a person has when they wake up after falling asleep reading twilight, new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn or even the rough draft of midnight sun.
2.Also like an actual hangover feelings of regret may occur. One may notice that they have no memory of anything of the previous night,or their only memory was of them reading until their eyes started to burn.
friend 1: Hey why weren't you in class today?
friend 2: man I was nursing the worst twilight hangover.
by TGar April 29, 2009
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twilight newbie

the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.
newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
by Twilight is my religion x3 March 27, 2008
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Twilight

The story where a mentally handicapped girl must choose between bestiality or necrophilia.
by Kyensho February 21, 2010
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