turdsville

a fried egg made from egg whites (the macaroni and cheese topping)

"a turdsville deep-fried egg"

by Bob3Studios September 27, 2020

Turdnish

To be an idiot or to be childish

Why are you messing around, stop being turdnish

by Buttsmeller September 28, 2020

Turdite

Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.

Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite

I found a nice piece of turdite today.

by worderizer January 5, 2021

Turdiddlin'

When you stuff a 5 year old in a 10 year old's ass, fuck them at the same time through the same hole with the same dick.

I'm craving a turdiddlin' for breakfast

by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021

turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.

I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.

by QuacksO November 7, 2021

Turdinator

A gun that shoots turds at such high speeds it can penetrate the skin, causing severe rug burns wherever shot

Darren: “Yo dude watch out my guy! That man has a Turdinator!”

Bob: “You’re right broski! Thanks for the warning!”

by Turdinatormaster3000 January 17, 2022

turding

Turding means getting flustered, why this definition is changed is because it is awkward to ask people if they are flustered, so here is a new code word for people in need!

Are you turding?

by barack0bama May 26, 2022