nigger trumpet 

nigger playing the trumpet.

i played his ass hole like a nigger trumpet.

nigger trumpet by nigger trumpet April 15, 2020

Fuzzy Trumpet

A man is receiving oral sex from his partner. The partner proceeds to stick his or her thumb in his butthole to increase the pleasure level for the man, when the man promptly farts on the partner's thumb. The sound makes a reverberating PRRTTTTHHHT like an amateur on the trumpet. Often accompanied by a rotten egg odor.

"Everytime he tries to tickle my anus I let out a Fuzzy Trumpet"

Fuzzy Trumpet by 336 April 17, 2007

broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

broken his trumpet by Primate December 12, 2005

42 trumpet 

When two partners love each other very much, they will engage in sexual activities such as the 42 trumpet. The disher will first place valve oil on the trunpet horn. Then, place the trumpet on the their parteners genitals. The disher then will play beethovens 8th symphany, not the seventh nor the ninth.
WARNING TO NOT ATEMPT WITH A FRENCH HORN!!!!!!!!

Jane 42 trumpeted Andrew F. just like everyone else in her pre-school class.

42 trumpet by John Flany December 7, 2006

bum trumpet 

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

bum trumpet by keens February 11, 2004

Sad Trumpet 

The sound made by trying to insert a flaccid penis into a farting asshole.

I tried sticking my limp dick in her ass, she farted making a sad trumpet noise.

Sad Trumpet by vinylcluck September 13, 2012

Rusty trumpet

A female equivalent of a rusty trombone

Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour

Rusty trumpet by Mickyoubastard June 6, 2018