Hey, careful moving around Utah Valley. Somebody might kirk you there.
Counting or not counting gang violence?
Counting or not counting gang violence?
by Mynamejeff67 November 4, 2025
Get the kirkmug. by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010
Get the The Capt Kirkmug. by Miss Homo-geneous November 5, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug. When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.
Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.
Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.
Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.
by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug. A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.
God that guy is such a Kirk.
Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.
Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.
God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.
Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.
God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
by Trollface123 March 4, 2017
Get the Kirkmug. A California Conservative that can’t admit to being wrong when he’s wrong. If he were to move out of California to a actual conservative state he’d be considered a Liberal
by Dbadd21 October 15, 2020
Get the kirk delphmug. 