Tessa

If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.

Tessa, you bum.

by holdupwut March 20, 2020

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Tessa

Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"

Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."

by GaCaSm June 17, 2010

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A Tessie is a student at Texas Woman's University. You will recognize us by our shared maroon and white colors between our long-standing brother school Texas A&M.

A Tessie is an Aggies dream woman. Texas A&M holds her in high esteem and can't wait for the two to tie the knot in the little chapel in the woods just like our alumni have done for generations.

Texas A&M's sister school has a long loving history together. You are proud of her.

Aggie:

"Let's go to Denton, Texas to meet our Tessie. They're the love of our life."

Aggie Grandchild:

"My grandfather was in Texas A&M Corps of Cadets and met his Tessie in her empire Denton, Texas. They are still head over heels for one another and take photos in front of Minerva on their anniversary."

by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020

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thessaloniki

Is the biggest shithole of Greece. Located in the north part of Greece.

-Dude, What do you think about Thessaloniki?
-Is the biggest shithole. By the way, is the city with the biggest gay community in Europe.
-Damn, a guy told me that it's a beautiful city
-He was defenitely gay, drunk or high!

by Salonika4 March 12, 2008

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