The New York Times

Complete Garbage, 100% regurgitated fake leftist bullshit.

Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021

New York Times

A news outlet/source full of lies.

Bro you heard of New York Times?

Yeah, fuck New York Times! Washington Post is better

by r59b1 May 7, 2021

Ghetto 9/10 times answer

A person who lives in the ghetto, who insists on that he/she is extremely smart and rich. However when you ask this person why he/she lives in the ghetto and why he/she doesnt have any education you will 9/10 times get an answer simulare to this

- Duuuude I have the money, it's just that I dont want to show people that I have them, if they ask me I will tell them how much I have but that doesn't mean I will buy a brand new castle somewhere else, I am rich dawg, really! And I am soo smart that I dont need no education, or whatever that is!

"Friendly person who sees the chance to help someone out" - Hey you, how about I help you out and get you into a school? So you can have a bright future so you wont have to live in this place

"Ghetto 9/10 times answer"- Duuuude, I have cash, I am rich I dont need no smartass to tell me what to do! I am brilliant, I dont need no damn school, I am too smart for it! I will stay here and sit on my fortune! I found 5 cents the other day! What do you say about that huh!

by Kbry January 1, 2012

two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday

"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"

by cody bloss October 25, 2007

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

the title of this definition lol

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

by Brey234 August 15, 2021

All-timers Disease

A reference to Alzheimer’s disease, there’s nothing funny about this. All-timer meaning an elderly individual, which are known to have this disease. There is nothing worse than losing your mind.

Ray: Why hasn’t Zachary been is class?

Kalder: He’s in Dallas visiting his grandparents, one of which is suffering from all-timers disease.

by ZachAttack94 April 29, 2019

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

by me February 24, 2006