Dump truffle

The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.

After exhausting sex, I took a dump truffle on her large breasts as she slept.

by The_Friendly_Faitheist January 2, 2017

Brown Truffle

Brown Truffles are the diamonds of taste.

If you try a brown truffle you will fall in love with him.

by Dalila Roselt June 7, 2017

Brown Truffle

A moment of pleasure that you willingly grant to yourself.

A glass of red wine in front of the moon is a brown truffle to my mind.

by Dalila Roselt June 7, 2017

Brown Truffle

A moment of pleasure that you willingly grant to yourself.

A glas of red wine in front of the moon is a brown truffle for my mind.

by Dalila Roselt June 8, 2017

Brown Truffle

A moment of pleasure that you willingly grant to yourself

A glass of wine in front of the moon is a brown truffle to my mind

by demij88 June 10, 2017

Wobble Truffleton

a retarded ass person who walks like a disabled duckling and talk shit about others and boast about how popular and valuable they are to others

That wobble truffleton owns two mansions and five bitches but has a brain as fucked up as Spongebob

by fatface22 August 22, 2017

BUTT TRUFFLE

A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.

The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.

Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?

John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.

by BanterStock April 21, 2018