hairy mary

if someone has pubic hair and has thier periods and is physically mature. otherwise known as a bush baby.

sophie has beeen a hairy mary since year 6.

by jazmaniadot August 9, 2009

hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster

North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"

by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011

hairy legs

Legs with hair on them;hairy legs

Yo man you got some hairy legs

Judith your hairy legs need to be shaved

by Gertis August 6, 2017

Hairy PotHead

Just like Harry Potter, exept not gay. Hairy Pot Head and the Sorcerors Bone, Hairy Pothead and the Prisoner of Ass Band Camp, and so on all the way tp Hairy Pot Head and the Oreder of Stoners.

Guy#1-Have u read Haryy Potter-
Me-no im not gay. i read Hairy Pothead. (doushe)

by Alfredo Martinez May 4, 2006

Hairy egg

Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.

Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?

Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.

Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009

hairy brain

Post modern term to describe the Shape and texture of ones genital SACK. Also known as : Scrotum, The Bald Eagle and last but not least the Gerbil Bag.

I caught my hairy brain in the garberator again you fucking cunt...

- Cunt, also see Tulips.

by Cock-in-ass August 2, 2003

hairy dolphin

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a females back, then rips out some pubic hair and tosses it on the semen.

That bitch Jenny wouldn't let me bust in her mouth, so I gave her a hairy dolphin.

by MKUltr4 February 10, 2010