Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010
Get the Schwackum stickmug. by SAM:> April 15, 2009
Get the Yoda Stickmug. when someone is fugly they can be said to have been hit with a fugly stick. can also be used to say a once pretty girl is now ugly aka you were drunk and took her home.
It looks she got whacked with a fugly stick!
She got whacked with a fugly stick while we were sleeping.
She got whacked with a fugly stick while we were sleeping.
by mandadandalyon March 28, 2009
Get the fugly stickmug. makes you a whore
by bakugos tits July 1, 2020
Get the pixie stickmug. Gummy Sticks is a game for BOYS ONLY. All the boys take off their pants and wave their gummy stick around. Anyone who's stick is no longer gummy (gets and erection) is out and everyone else continues to play.
All of the guys took off their pants and played gummy sticks with each other.
Kevin got a boner so he is out.
Kevin got a boner so he is out.
by RainbowTheZookeeper April 21, 2014
Get the gummy sticksmug. by Horacio Fartknocker May 9, 2021
Get the Poo stickmug. P1: "Ewww did you see Josh kissing that attention whore Kelsey?"
P2:"Barf on a stick."
P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"
P2:"Barf on a stick."
P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"
by Ohdeer October 19, 2009
Get the barf on a stickmug.