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skin cancer

n.

what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such

Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles
*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*

White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!

Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...
by ~Ebony~ December 15, 2008
mugGet the skin cancermug.

skin jugs

A nice soft pair of breasts, just larger then one handful each.
Cool guy: Dude I totally got to palm Melanys skin jugs last night. They felt nice.
Cool guys friend: Dude that's my little sister.
by B-tubbington January 16, 2010
mugGet the skin jugsmug.

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.
After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”
by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023
mugGet the skin jizzordermug.

skinned rat

A slang term for a bloody used tampon. The string helps it to look like a skinned, dead rat
Debbie walked into the public bathroom and some nasty bitch left her skinned rat on the floor
by Ratrodmentzer February 19, 2017
mugGet the skinned ratmug.

Skin Wagon

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"
by White_horse November 8, 2019
mugGet the Skin Wagonmug.

Sweet skin

Having no hair on arms or leg followed by soft skin.
Aye yo ma le me hove some of that sweet skin
by Water tacos July 22, 2015
mugGet the Sweet skinmug.

Shower Skin

When You Take A Shower And Your Skin Gets Tight
Thus Making You Look Better And More Cut
G: Did You See Franky?
G: Omg He Looked All Sexy
B: He Has Shower Skin
G: Oh...Still <3
by OhemgeeNachoz February 23, 2011
mugGet the Shower Skinmug.

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