Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

Porch Monkey

A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors

You Black Porch Monkey

by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017

porch rampin

As divvy as they come; as crazy as they come

He's a porch rampin dinler

by Harley Quinn Greer December 18, 2017

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020

Porch

During the Covid-19 crisis, to “porch” something is to set it outside on the porch and close the door so another can pick it up (more) safely.

I have vanilla. Come on by. I’ll porch it for you.

by Trikeguy March 29, 2020

porch pheasant

A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.

Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty

by Queen trashpanda June 4, 2020

Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

by Maverix91 July 8, 2020