Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.

"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"

by Velgost March 15, 2014

coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff

She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*

by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019

muff sponge

The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.

Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.

by Suck on these little chinese.. April 21, 2010

Cinnamon Muff

A girl with ginger/strawberry blonde pubic hair.

Amy Adams nickname at school was cinnamon muff.

by PantsuGoblin February 24, 2023

chutney muff

red headed putts

Steve Longstaff=chutney muff

by Galloz November 26, 2011

Muff Buck

A viral sensation instagram Group who has blown up in the last few weeks, they changed peoples lives🔥🔥🔥

Have u guys seen Muff Bucks new post?

Yea I’m so glad i found them, they changed my life🔥🔥🔥🔥

by muffbuc May 9, 2022

muff mao

The act of licking a chick's beav.

I cracked her legs wide open and got a muff mao goin'

by Chump Diesel January 17, 2009