The wrong end of the dog. 

The wrong end of the dog to have gotten.

To have completely misunderstood something. The meaning is identical to the more common idiomatic phrase 'The wrong end of the stick.'

The origin of this phrase may be an answer from the Australian edition of The Weakest Link which featured in the satirical magazine Private Eye.

Chair (Cornelia Frances) - "When you have misunderstood something you can be said to have gotten the wrong end of the ... ?"

Contestant - "Dog?"

If he thinks that a jump in oil prices means an end to the recession then he has gotten hold of the wrong end of the dog.

The wrong end of the dog. by >HyperlogiK< October 5, 2009

Walk the dog

A term used to mean "go smoke some marijuana (weed).
With buddies or to get away from mother

Hey mom- were going to "walk the dog" be back in a hour!

You guys want to go "walk the dog"

Walk the dog by "Al"bert Einstein May 20, 2016

lulu the dog 

Shes a total dumb stupid bihh

Lulu the dog is a crazy bihh.

lulu the dog by Ryafb March 18, 2017

walking the dog 

It means giving head, eating a girl out, or eating pussy, the song 'walkin the dog' by Rufus Thomas (also covered by the Stones) has lyrics indirectly making references to felacio.

"i was walking the dog for days before i smashed her out!"

walking the dog by sacto May 25, 2008

choking the dog 

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

choking the dog by SStampley July 21, 2013

cuddling the dog

Cuddling the dog for emotional support because she always listens to your problems and doesn't judge you.

I'll be cuddling the dog all evening because my girlfriend was mean to me today.

cuddling the dog by kyanite May 7, 2015

Holding the dog

putting someone in a difficult situation or circumstance

going back on an agreement or promise and leaving someone without options

When you reneged on buying me Choppers for lunch, you really left me holding the dog.

Holding the dog by freightbroker November 3, 2017