Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)

Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'

by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010

social terrorist

Anyone who has refined their ability to give a good first impression only so that they could eventually screw someone over.

Mark: What a fucking social terrorist, that d-bag! He got Alex trusting him 'n shit, borrowed five hundred bucks with the promise of repaying him, and was never heard from again.

by Alderon December 13, 2007

terrorism

The practice of bombing or otherwise being destructive in an attempt to create fear among civilian populations. Forms of terrorism include hijacking aircraft, suicide bombing, and shock and awe.
Nouns - terrorist, suicide bomber, George W. Bush

by Not Proud to be an American May 9, 2003

terrorism

Anyone with a weapon who isn't American.

"we gunnar kill us sum towel-head terrorists. Hur hur." -George Bush.

by Goo April 30, 2003

Terrorism

Some one who is associated or with stand the moral believes of one mahmoud moustafa

A lebo with glasses green eyes and a beard

by Mahmoud February 7, 2005

achmed the dead terrorist

A puppet character by ventriloquist and lowest common denominator Jeff Dunham. The character is, a skeleton in middle eastern clothing. like most of Dunham's characters, "Achmed" is a broad strokes stereotype. Allowing Dunham to pick low hanging comedic fruit, and milk the pocketbooks of Midwestern racists.

"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

by CCRaZ July 10, 2012

terrorism

A smaller less powerful nation is invaded and occupied by another with greater strength due to political, economic... reasons. Its territorial integrity violated, it's population humiliated who then try to fight off their foreign occupiers with all means possible including blowing them selves up with as many invaders as possible this is an act of desperation, but in what’s supposed to be the more civilised west it's defined as an act of terrorism???

by Ma Zhou July 3, 2003