a subway

Code word for a foot long epic dump.

A foot being 12 inches or 300mm in the metric world.

I got paid today at work today for sitting on the throne and delivering a subway!

by dredgerman February 28, 2017

African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.

"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."

by bukkit7 June 8, 2018

bangkok subway

when you find out she is a he,so you have anal sex instead, even though that was not the plan in the beginning brown town

Dan: How was Bangkok?
Jim: Pretty wild ended up having to pull a Bangkok subway towards the end but it’s a story right?
Dan: I guess

by Bangkok billy June 9, 2018

Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.

"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol

by Mradhd February 8, 2019

national subway day

national subway day! grab yourself some subway on June 21 for the first day of summer.

“Hey, it’s national subway day! Let’s get some subway!”

by Playwise_203 June 20, 2021

Belgian Subway

The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.

I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping

by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022

roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.

"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"

by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022