Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

Stripper Strength

...the amount of strength and psychotic anger it takes for a woman to throw a brick through an automobile windshield. Women exclusive, male version-retard strength.

" My wife got so pissed at me, last night, she punched me with stripper strength and knocked my tooth loose.

by Oof Son of Ouch May 20, 2010

Stripper Tanlines

Tan lines that make you look like a stripper.
i.e. megan and kristin.

Those stripper tanlines are a bit ridiculous!

by retart1234567890 May 3, 2010

stripeer

A person who wears a striped shirt

the ref was a stripeer

by Reggaerocker November 18, 2004

Double Striper

A weight gradient used in elementary level football teams in Minnesota. The majority of kids are no stripers meaning they can handle and run the ball. Single stripers can only run the ball when they get possession by accident (example: interception or fumble). If the ball comes into possession of a double striper the play is immediately dead as a precautionary step for the safety of the non-rotund players.

Brett was a double striper. Through the help of true friends Ben and Jerry, he will regain that title.

by taekwondogirl09 October 5, 2009

Lake Effect Striptease

When you go out in full winter gear to shovel and shed articles of clothing one by one as you heat up.

Our neighbor had to shovel his quarter-mile long driveway and by the time he finished his lake effect striptease he was only wearing boxers and a scarf.

by RueRiley April 14, 2016

Montana Bedroom Slippers

Went two ladies lay down naked, side-by-side, while a completely naked standing man gets them off using only his big toes. The man is simultaneously masturbating toward the ladies open mouths playing a game of ejaculate cornhole. Normal cornhole scoring applies.

The ladies went over to B-dog’s place last night to be his Montana Bedroom Slippers.

by Big big biscuit September 3, 2021