Santa Monica Sleeper

-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.

He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

santa

A communist.

Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.

by Nick January 4, 2004

Santa

A man from Saint Cloud who made it snow, year round if you know what I mean...until he blew his brains out with a 9mm due to CTE and snow induced brain trauma

Santa liked snow and was the only cool person who ever lived in Minnesota

by Santas’ Little Helper(s) October 16, 2018

Shitty Santa

To climb on ones roof and takes a shit in their chimney (make sure to do it when its cold) so when they light a fire, their entire humbled abode smells like your Christmas breakfast. (Aka your shit)

Dude, i totally pulled a Shitty Santa last Christmas eve,when i went over to the house i did it at it smelled like shit!

by Gmoney aka Andy October 13, 2007

looks like santa came early this year.

When something fortunate happens or you get something really cool.

I bought a car this December......

Looks like Santa came early this year.

by Phoenixsky7775 December 27, 2011

Santana Claus

The god worshiped by Carlos Santana

Santana worshiped Santana Claus and then ripped into a killer guitar solo.

by I am weed December 26, 2003

Santa Clause

A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.

The man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause.

by Greg1619 January 3, 2008