"Did Jonny break up with his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."
" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."
"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."
" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."
by FACE0217 October 6, 2016
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Get the u.s. standard algorithm mug.Used by Christians to try and tell poeple not to have sex, get drunk, and do drugs. Seldom works but there is progress they believe. Some people are no long doing drugs and having sex at the same time....sometimes.
Christain-gotta have morals and standards guys, abstinence is good for you.
Non-Christian. Absta-what.
Christain-No sex before marriage
Non-Christian - seems like a long time, are morals and standards really that important?
Christian- yes, but its your descion
Non-Christian. Absta-what.
Christain-No sex before marriage
Non-Christian - seems like a long time, are morals and standards really that important?
Christian- yes, but its your descion
by TheTrainGuy February 6, 2018
Get the morals and standards mug.The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
Get the Double standard mug.The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
Get the The Chair Standard mug.The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
Get the The Chair Standard mug.Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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