Facebook stalker

someone who finds people on facebook that they may or may not know and checks their wall photos and outer information t find out stuff about them

I Facebook stalkered your Girlfriend on facebook. P.S. she is cute

Facebook stalker by FacebookStalkerWatchesYou November 16, 2011

Facebook Stalker

A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life

Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???

Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???

Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.

Facebook Stalker by klqhizvnlabAPO{fal January 30, 2010

no-stalker 

A claim to not be stalker-ish when divulging the fact that you know way too much information about the person you are interested in or the person you are dating.

"I see you changed your song on your MySpace profile a few minutes ago. No-stalker."

no-stalker by Danielle Benford May 18, 2008

like-stalker 

noun
A person who uses a social networking website's liking system to tell another person they want to have sex with them. They like all their posts, no matter what they are.

An analogy would be a person in a bar who agrees with everything you say in the hope that they can hook up.

straight like , liking spree , liking to be liked , obsessive liking disorder , drive by liking , social networking

I've got a like-stalker on Tumblr. They also keep asking for my Facebook URL.

like-stalker by dxo January 13, 2011

Secondary Facebook Stalker 

(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.

3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"

I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!

Secondary Facebook Stalker by Mass Texter November 10, 2010

crazy ass stalker bitch 

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.

Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!

crazy ass stalker bitch by rollerrebel67 July 19, 2006

Web Stalker 

When someone seems to follow you on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter or any other social network.

Why do you keep comenting on my posts? Your such a web stalker.

Web Stalker by Treysteroid October 25, 2010