Squanomo is true ledge and native of the finest homestead on West Hancock Avenue formally known as the Hictory Predicament. With his six string in one hand he dishes vodka sodies at Dusty Saloon down the road. Arch nemesis is the midnight joneser and is banned from the state of Arizona. Will buy a bus and follow around Widespread Panic when he graduates like a true wookie.
by Oaktree71152 March 19, 2019
Get the Squanomo mug.Referring to a young man who has a strong love of computers and programming, but is physically disabled and tends to waddle like a penguin. "Squank" can also refer to the noise that someone would make if they don't get their way in life. A "Squank" also typically follows the beliefs of his or her or zhe or zher God, Donald J. Trump, and verbally obliterates all Left-leaning disabled members of society who stand in his way, or "F*cking Libtards" in his words.
Wow, I've seen many squanks today yelling at Best Buy employees. Jeez, there's another one making Jimmy cry for genuinely believing Socialism will work in the USA.
by Swedish_Born March 24, 2019
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Cindy Lou Who Wang: That shit sucks I had it with Michael the other week.
Cindy Lou Who Wang: That shit sucks I had it with Michael the other week.
by Michelle Obama 2020 July 1, 2019
Get the squants mug.Native chiefs would smoke a communal peace-pipe of emotions-calming herbs and minerals to put them more in the mood to peacefully negotiate; why didn't their women do that, as well, so that they, too, could avoid so many petty squawbbles???
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
Get the squawbble mug.Ethan Couch's outrageously-wealthy and preposterously-doting father actually offered to buy the entire school (and therefore be in a position to dictate how it was run) just so that his "little prince" could be excessively coddled and treated in the overly-privileged way that he desired, and thus be relieved of his frequent squawllk-incidents that ocurred whenever the staff were merely trying to compel him to behave in a rational and cooperative manner towards them and his fellow classmates.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
Get the squawllk mug.Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.
“Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
by Squancher69 November 23, 2019
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Girl: Squancheekchok! I forgot my purse!
Boy: You better pray to Squancheekchok that it's still at the bar
Boy: You better pray to Squancheekchok that it's still at the bar
by Beepta November 29, 2019
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