pop a squat

To sit down, usually used by kids.

Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.

Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.

by Alex Nichols May 29, 2005

Squat Thot

Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.

"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"

by Phantom649 June 03, 2019

squat cobbler

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying

pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video

by dachiever February 25, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.

Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.

by Slippin' Jimmy February 23, 2016

squat cobbler

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.

Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.

by Butteater637 March 25, 2016

squat cobbler

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.

by JWSmythe February 24, 2016

Thot Squat

That ho over there going into a deep squat, showing off that Instagram only booty!

She gains IG followers because she has a deep Thot Squat, basically lips spilling out.....

by Evy89 June 23, 2019